E to her brother: "Do you want to play princess? You be the prince and I'll be the princess"
Z: "No! I don't want to be the prince, I want to be Tigger!!" (and he bounces her).
Mommy: dancing to Great Big Sea (and looking quite cool, if I don't say so myself)
Z: "no!!! THAT'S not how you do it!"
Mommy (quite indignant): "Then how do you do it?"
Z: Jumps off his chair and proceeds to do a very good impression
of the dancing Santa Claus that his great Grandma has at her house
Z: "I'm hungry! I want a snack!"
Mommy: handing him an apple "here you go sweetie"
Z: "NO!!!!!! THAT'S NOT A SNACK!! I WANT A SNACK!!!!"
Mommy: "This IS a snack!! EAT IT!"
Z: "NO!!!!! THAT'S NOT A SNACK!! I WANT A SNACK!!!!"
Mommy: "What's a snack then?"
Z: "A SNACK IS A SNACK"
Mommy: trying to make dinner before daddy comes home
Z: "I WANT A SNACK!!!"
E: " What's for dinner? Can we have chicken nuggetts? what's for dessert?"
E: Looking on the stove, "AAAAAWWWWW! But I don't LIKE stirfry! "
H: " babababababa...." drops bowl of food on floor " WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Mommy: "SHHHHH!!! Will you all be QUIET?? We are having STIRFRY and NO SNACKS! and if you ask me again I'll..... I'll...."
E: as Z hits her on the head " WAHHHHHHH!!!!!! MOMMY!!!! HE HIT ME!!"
Mommy: "Z, go sit on the stairs!"
Z: " I'm not Z, I'm tigger!"
Mommy: "GO SIT ON THE STAIRS!!!!"
Mommy: trying to rescue the dinner that's burning, "When is that Dad of yours coming home??"
Smoke Alarm: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"